JUST FOR FUN

An Old Farmer's Advice:

•  Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
•  Keep skunks, bankers, and lawyers at a distance.
•  Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
•  Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
•  Meanness doesn't just happen overnight.
•  Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
•  Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
•  It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
• You cannot unsay a cruel word.
•  Every path has a few puddles.
•  When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
• The best sermons are lived, not preached.
•  Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
• Don't judge folks by their relatives.
• Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
• Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
• Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none .
•  Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
•  If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
•  Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
• The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
•  Always drink upstream from the herd.
•  Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment
• Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it   back  in.
•  If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
•  Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
• Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.